Guess what my middle name is???

From today’s Age:

A Fitzroy man who allegedly made 900 dirty phone calls in a week has been charged with being a serial obscene caller.

Police have appealed for further alleged victims of the 52-year-old to come forward after he was today charged with nine counts of using a telecommunication service to menace.

The man would allegedly breathe heavily into the phone and refer to himself as Bruce or David during the calls to businesses that he had randomly picked from the telephone book.

It’s not me, I promise!

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6 Responses to Guess what my middle name is???

  1. col gray says:

    Jonquill?

  2. pear says:

    It’s easy to be a smartarse when you have a dead whale named after you…

  3. Scott says:

    I’ll never forget the day I did a spell check on a word document with Bruce Clarke’s name in it. The suggested spelling………….”Bruce Clacker”. It was a great moment in sport….

  4. pear says:

    Yeah, that Microsoft spell-checker guy has a lot to answer for.

  5. Stiva says:

    A Barnes????

  6. Karen says:

    Sure it wasn’t you, Bruce… That would be Bruce DAVID, wouldn’t it?!

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