How about this classic commentary during the Olympic men’s fours rowing tonight?
“Here come the Aussies. They’re absolutely flying … The French are tiring … At the top of the screen the Americans are also flying … the New Zealanders are flying as well … and the Irish, they’re coming home strong … and in the Aussies in lane 3, they are flying home.”
Nick Green was a brilliant athlete as a member of the Awesome Foursome, but as a special comments man?
Special = retarded.