World’s tightest jeans – a fashion tragedy

Do you know the guy in this photo? Fashion Tragic

It was taken at Southbank, in Melbourne.

Please pass this link on to everyone you know in Melbourne, and request that they do the same.

Hopefully someone who knows this man will eventually point out to him the error of his ways, and prevent him from inflicting this sight on anyone else in future.

This has been a community service announcement.


12 Responses to World’s tightest jeans – a fashion tragedy

  1. Simonne says:

    That is so very horrendous I’m rendered speechless!

  2. startingtoday says:

    I’m not in Australia.. so I can’t help you out. But WOW! I don’t even know what to say! He MUST know what he looks like, right?

  3. Simonne says:

    For sure he does! And he thinks his violent testicular seperation is HOT stuff baby!!
    Oh man, are we classy in Oz, or what?!

  4. Col Gray says:

    Those jeans are painted on…aren’t they?

  5. Scott says:

    That can’t be good for “the boys”.

  6. startingtoday says:

    Yes! Maybe they’re those latex pants that you just paint right on.

  7. Jodie says:

    I thinks it’s great!..what wrong with a guy wearing tight pants anyway?..the people that hate it get a life!, and move on!!!..besides i wear my jeans(Pants) tighter that that!…so freaking What!

  8. clarkebruce says:

    Jodie – you will need to provide photographic proof that you have tighter jeans than this!

  9. clarkebruce says:

    Would you believe I get about 10 google hits a day from the search term ‘world’s tightest jeans’? Another market I have cornered, along with lame Blazing Saddles quotes.

  10. Carmen says:

    What was he thinking!! Does he not own a mirror??? OMG!! I think I’m going to get my husband a pair, it’s so sexy!! LOL LOL NOTTTTTTTTTTT

  11. mark says:

    I’m amused and horrified by this public display of…..ya know bad taste is timeless;& it wouldnt matter if the image depicted “miss thang” or say,jodies bulging labs.
    Im a big fan of….”booty” theres marita trento doing car shows on youtube….she’s banking on here backside & its wonderful,as fully ripe as shakira’s onion(which will bring tears to your eyes.And for the latex crowd,theres the all-american(Canadian) looking Bianca Beauchamp.Another fad you missed id the re-emergence & popularity (at Cult status) of “spandex disco pants”…the rockin jeans Fredricks brought us in the 70’s & charlies angels poured themselves into for “sweeps”…also on youtube along with “groups of thousands on yahoo.I like to watch these unusual phenomina…..but it doesnt get any better than our aussie friend;whos not just smuggling ping-pong supplies….the man is seriously in need of putting that baby on a chain.

  12. Patrick says:

    Saw this guy in McDonalds on Victoria Parade in East Melbourne.

    SAME tight jeans. Tried to get a photo but I think he was clued in…

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